and besides I don't do that much around here anyway
I'm surprised wives are allowed on here so much. I think 30mins computer 'funtime' per day is ample for any lady. There's cooking and ironing to be done. As for Valentines cards, I didn't like the card my wife bought me to give her so I sent her back out to get one without roses on!
Oh yeah! we went to the chippy cos I promised to take her out for a meal - ordered the chips when she noticed a sign saying Valentines heart shaped pea fritters. She said
'I want one'
No you don't'
Yes you promised me flowers and never bought any'
I'll buy them tomorrow-half price'
I want a heart shaped fritter'
'U won't like it'
Yes I will'
Like the big romantic softie I bought one 85p that's over a dollar!!!
'I don't like it!'
Words failed me- I must be the biggest romance minded mug on the planet. Ladies how many of your b/friends, husbands bought you a heart shaped pea fritter?