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      when your life becomes a shit storm



      that never seems to end....but you know it has to



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      The missus said that next doors dog had just shit in our garden. I told her to get the shovel and throw it over the fence, she came in scratching her head. 'Now they've got our shovel and we've still got their dog shit.



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      Putin, man enough to carry a rack:



      unlike that jenner gal ....



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      Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

      The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

      The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

      The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.

      The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

      Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

      She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL, 40 D BUST, 24 inch WAIST and 34 inch HIPS!”



      When she walks into a room, people say, ‘JESUS



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      A teacher asks her pupils to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad people in jail." Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better." All the kids in the class had their turn except little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?" Johnny says: "My Dad is dead." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died?" "He went, "Urrrrgghh...arrrghh...and then shit himself...."



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      Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
      Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
      Son: Thanks dad
      Dad: No problem Alan
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      At a wedding in Germany I whispered to a guy next to me,
      "Isn't the bride a right ugly dog"
      "Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about"
      "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were her father''...
      "I'm not . . . I'm her fucking mother.



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      Quote Originally Posted by billynomates View Post
      Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
      Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
      Son: Thanks dad
      Dad: No problem Alan
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      Not one of the Golden Globe winners last night thanked Harvey Weinstein in their acceptance speeches, which seems a little ungrateful seeing as, without him, half of them would never have got the job in the first place.



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